IBM = I Blame Microsoft

A humorist has managed to create an extension of the usual acronyms mentioned dalan IT world. Of course, each letter stands for which there is not a representation of the true meaning of the acronym.

Here are the various acronyms in circulation, and its stands.

PCMCIA - People Can `t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
SCSI - System Can `t See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill `s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS / 2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW - World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
Amiga - A Merely insignificant Game Addiction
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code